More stupid questions:
STAN
And although I already know that NMCI stands for Navy Marine Corps Intranet could someone with a little more knowledge explain what it's used for - even though it fails at life apparently?
STAN is "standardization".
NMCI (aka Not Mission Capable Internet) is a system used throughout the Navy (except in places where they need actual connectivity.) It is a one stop shop for all your computing needs. In theory, every desktop "seat" (computer) can be used by every NMCI user. When we went on det to Fallon, they told us not to bring our PC's because they had NMCI there. It was great, you could log on to Fallon's computer and get all of your stuff. The thing they forgot to mention was that there was 1 computer per squadron. That worked out well. Oh, and if you had someone with a PhD in computer networking, you could also assign your stuff to print to the printer in Fallon too. (When we RTB'd to Norfolk, there were about 250 things we had printed in Fallon waiting for us on our computer. VERY NICE. On top of that, everything I printed for the next week also got printed in Fallon.)
Like Quagmire's Universal Health care, it is a good idea ruined by the government.
It probably would have worked if they had used MACs.