My wife and I sponsor the assaulted...The first one is nothing a little pistol whipping wouldn't solve. The second one, holy crap, I was a detailer for the assaulted and the assaulter is in my old company. 6th Batt represent!
Yeah, they're doing OK. They're just tired of answering their phone with "No Comment" and "Contact the USNA PAO"...Well I hope they're OK. Hopefully the assaulter punches like the "big man" he clearly is.
It's not, but it sounds worse in print...Why is the gender of the punchee relevant?
This isn't the first time something like this has happened, that's for sure. Anyone remember the famous plebe tackling incident in King Hall a couple years ago?
I guess I'm just old fashioned that way.