Have you looked into HMMWV-Driver? How about LMD Operator?
Seriously dude, you came to an aviation forum to ask about ground jobs, so you can expect to be ridiculed a bit. I promise you that TBS will offer you far more exposure to different MOS's than you ever wanted. In fact, the MOS mixers (job fairs) usually have a waiting line to talk to the 5 MOS's you specifically mentioned not wanting, so you shouldn't have a hard time waltzing right up to the few that actually interest you.
That is, unless your original post was a big joke, in which case, well played.
And being a 2ndLt, you're likely to have to fetch a cup or two of joe, no matter where you go.