I hope he takes it and uses it. Just put a StarLink antenna on the roof, run a 1MW bluetooth server on the floor connected to all onboard devices, and install an air-to-air TACAN set to here-I-am mode. Maybe trail a Trump 2028 banner.
Hey, what’s this little black shiny thing in the base of all the lamps on board? Looks like some kind of dolls-eye or lens. Also, why is outgoing data channel 3 always on and transmitting? None of our guys seem to know how to access it.
Eh, never mind. It must be good since our Qatari friends gave it to us gratis, right?
We’re clean on OPSEC, go ahead with the updated nuclear launch codes…