Here's a "hijack" of epic proportions...but should be of interest to the aviation community.
Upon reading Mumble's (the OP's) post, I flashed back to an event
very akin to his Dad's account...and perhaps actually the original event, with some embellishment...I can attest to the veracity, because I was there!!
Same general set-up...early sixties, Med, SPAD squadron...no further details until I hear from the party involved! I've invited him by email to view this thread!
Friend & squadron mate suffered a gastro-intestinal casualty of massive proportions during a long hop...utilized his bag full of WAC's & Sectionals as a receptacle...which he then carefully folded, and attempted to "jettison" out the starboard side...which in turn resulted in a rather long, outstandingly visible, brown streak down the right side of his fuselage...observed by all who watched his trapping aboard...and then by a long parade of viewers who made the trip up to the flight deck!!
Because Mumbles cites his Dad, and Spads...I PM'ed him, requesting he tell me his Dad's name...maybe we knew each other?? With Mumbles consent. here's his reply:
well Sir,
Dad was a VF type in the 70s and 80's...
but my Grandad whose been deceased for a few years was a SPAD Skipper in the 1950s, (VA-216 I believe), and CAG on the Shangri-La in the Med in early 60's. His name was Frank Ault.
R/
Mumbles
OK, I certainly did not know his Dad, being he was a decade younger than I am...and, to boot, was a member of the "Fighter Puke" community...with whom us "Attack" types did not associate, socially
or professionally!!
However, the name of his Granddad...Frank Ault...was, for some reason, vaguely familiar. So, "Goggling" it up, I found this:
Ault
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Captain Frank Ault, USN (Ret) (1922 – August 25, 2006) was a United States Naval officer. He is best remembered for the classified study he led in 1968 that led to the creation of the Navy Fighter Weapons School, or TOP GUN. Disturbed over less than expected performance of Navy fighters against the North Vietnamese MIGs in the first stage of the Vietnam Conflict 1965-1968 in which the exchange ratio was at best 2.5:1, Ault was directed by Adm. Tom Moorer, the Chief of Naval Operations (CNO) to conduct a sweeping review of aircraft, aircrew, organizational, training and missile performance and make recommendations for improvements. The official title of the report was Air-to-Air Missile System Capability Review, but it quickly became known simply as the Ault Report[1].
Probably very familiar to the VF community of that time...we VA guys were also somewhat aware of the controversy in tactics!
Additionally, Frank Ault was Shang's CAG...and Shang was often our "sister" carrier in the Med during that time frame...and also CO of Coral Sea, '66-'67. Wife & I were "Guests of Honor" at a Coral Sea "Change of Command" ceremony at Pearl once in mid '70's...will relate details in this "Humor" forum sometime in the future.