MANY years ago we had a couple of Very Attractive Female Sales Associates in the company that would "page" (pagers were used heavily prior to cell phones) certain management imbeciles to the phone number of the San Francisco Jacks as a joke. SF Jacks was a Gay club where dudes do what chicks should do for them in private. Anyway, Harvey Milk would be proud of these "like minded" deviates. God help us all if a USN ship is ever named after a LLG that simply just served out his time in the USN with no exceptional service. Yeah I grew up in SF, but I believe the gay lifestyle and all that goes along with it is nothing more than a cover for high functioning pedophiliacs.
If you weren't gay and were paged to that number- you probably would have nightmares after listening to their recorded message, although it was pretty comical coming from two female hotties (with exceptional humor prowess).
If you ever wanted to mess with someones head, page them to this number: 415-267-6999. It's not pleasant and they will likely be permanently affected, great for O-4 and above wetting downs- no pun intended.