Oh! Snap!
If it were only true, if it were only true. My first AF assignment was to the quantifiably worst base in the AF inventory, Offutt. That is WRT to QOL, family housing, services, etc. It's a hodge-podge of California spec contracted bldgs that were built board-for-board from plans of the Vandenberg housing... but in the mid-west with -20 F winters and snow. We had constant mold and condensation problems, and the house never heated or cooled right. When they went privitization, all the officers cleared out and actually went to live on the economy. The rationale was that if we're going to have to pay a rent and a utility bill, we need to have something equitable to our BAQ. Hard to pay $1,600 for a drafty, leaky, house with a $500 a month utility bill when an E-3 lives across the street in a 2 year-old central heating and air unit with more square feet for $800 a month. I may be elitist, but I'm not subsidizing some E-3s housing who's living better than me as I rot away in a $h1t h0le. Way to go civil engineering squadron.
Then there was Barksdale... just slightly better. Barber's Point and Iroquis Pt. housing was better. Who'd a thunk?!?